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"This well dressed adventurer is a tailor, on their way to conquer the dungeon with style." - Making Up Adventurers, Cohost, 2024


from the pages of Well-Dressed Warrior Weekly

This season armor is out. But that doesn't mean you have to sacrifice safety when you're deep in the dungeon! Dungeoneer Designer Dantana has prepared a new line of enchanted embroideries that can withstand the most punishing challenges. Silks, linens, and cottons in styles to suit any savvy sorcerer or swordsman, with the spells woven into the fabric and amplified with empowering beadwork, stitchery, and applique that are proven to turn blades AND turn heads!

Dantana is the sole fashionista who is fearsome enough to put his own handiwork to the test on the front lines. He's gentled giants, swam through slimes, driven off dragons, and gone head to head with the hobgoblins, and looked like a million goldmarks the entire time. And now you can too - he's taking the show on the road and opening a touring pop-up shop in all the most stylish city states. He agreed to answer a few of our questions before the tour begins, though, so here is our exclusive interview!

WWW: We heard you just returned from an expedition! It's great to have you back safe - what was it this time?

DDD: It's great to be back! I was in the Steinwald, testing out a new pattern. (He indicates a complicated stitch decorating his collar) I'd recently designed this, to resist petrification, and the villages in that area were being harassed by basilisks and cockatrices, and it seemed like a perfect opportunity.

WWW: And it worked, I see.

DDD: Oh, definitely. It was pretty good to begin with, but I learned a lot while I worked, and now when it hits the store it's going to be even better. Nobody's going to have to cower behind their shield when they enter a gorgon's lair anymore - they can strut in with confidence.

WWW: Amazing! Do you have any other new items to show?

DDD: Well, yessss... but I want to keep a few secrets, so the customers can be surprised when we pop up. Our first stop is in the sandy city of White-Ship-On-A-Golden-Sea - why don't you catch up with me there, and see a little more of what I have to offer?

And there you have it, loyal reader - the first lucky city on the tour! Well-Dressed Warrior Weekly will be there, and if you're wise, you will be too!

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